His ultimate fate, according to the credits: Raped in prison, 1974. He confronts Otter, who holds up his hand and says, "Look at my thumb." Greg looks-and gets punched in the nose. **His Downfall: **After being humiliated by the Deltas at the big homecoming parade, Greg looks for revenge. Most of Greg's arrogance is conveyed through his complete lack of humor and his glee as he watches a pledge, on all fours wearing white briefs, get paddled. **Defining Line: **Doesn't really have one. ("Is it supposed to be this soft?" she asks.) Possibly still in the closet, Greg doesn't believe in premarital intercourse, and he can't get it up when the campus hottie gives him a hand job. **Why He's a Dick: **As chairman of the Greek council at Faber College, Greg plots with the dean to oust the Delta fraternity, home to his jokey, playboy nemesis, Otter (Tim Matheson). **His Look: **Classic Wasp-blue plaid blazer, obscenely neat hair, and a butter yellow MG convertible. Rick chases him down and bitch-slaps him before a live studio audience at a movie theater. After falling crack-first into the sunroof of a car containing two scared tourists, he steals a fake tudo shirt and plaid trousers from a gift store and kidnaps Debbie. **His Downfall: **Rick and his buddies ambush Cole, tie him up naked in bedsheets, and dangle him from a window. His final offer: "I'm willing to trade my new Porsche for Debbie-an even swap." **Defining Line: **Cole attempts to broker a deal with Hanks (a common tactic of the Movie Dick). Her father enlists Cole, Kitaen's haughty, lantern-jawed ex-boyfriend, to break them up ASAP, and he tells Cole to take no prisoners. **Why He's a Dick: **Debbie, played by Tawny Kitaen, is about to marry clownish bus driver Rick (Tom Hanks), despite the objections of her wealthy parents. **His Look: **Blue blazer, V-neck sweater, khaki slacks, penny loafers, coiffed blond hair, and a bug-up-the-ass face They looked like the perfect couple despite the age difference (she’s older by 12 years) but some good things never last. Incidentally, Bull Durham is the movie where he met his now ex-wife Susan Sarandon. Want More Tim Robbins Underwear?Some of you are looking for more Tim Robbins underwear so we decided to add this photo from Bull Durham, the same movie where his popular jockstrap underwear photos are taken from. Who knew GQ writers can be so catty, no? Here’s a Tim Robbins shirtless in bed photo for those of you looking for one. If the key to athletic grace is effortlessness, Robbins’s all-moving-parts windup-more Rube Goldberg than Rube Waddell-is a study in straining. The labored windup, the tortured delivery… Come to think of it, the guy really did look like he was throwing with his opposite hand. Robbins is a serious lefty when it comes to politics, and from the way he threw a baseball right-handed in this flick, he might just be one physiologically, too. Those ridiculous mechanics may be good for laughs-okay, a smile-but they sure wouldn’t produce a baseball-groupie-moistening radar reading. Yeah, I know Ebby Calvin “Nuke” LaLoosh is supposed to be nuttily wild, but he’s also supposed to be able to throw ninety-five miles an hour, even when he’s hitting the mascot. Oh, about Tim’s pitching skills in the Bull Durham movie, here’s what GQ says about it: Who says you can’t play baseball in your underwear?įor more male celebrities pictured in their jockstrap underwear, check out our previous posts on the following: footballers Julien Arias and Geoffroy Messina, the Australian rugby god Nick Youngquest, and actors Brett Chuckerman and Alan Ritchson. His pitching powers didn’t impress GQ Magazine but we love guys in jockstraps so we give him a ten and two thumbs up for his outfit. Photos of American actor/director Tim Robbins in his awesome jockstrap for the baseball comedy movie, Bull Durham.
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